Listen up Netflix: Three percent of $7.99 is barely 24c. It’s an insult!
Recently you may have had trouble instantly watching TV episodes or movies due to technical issues.
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An apologetic note explaining a problem is always appreciated. I do not presume a movie streaming system can be both 100% reliable and relatively inexpensive — quiet the opposite of my expectations for the systems controlling my local nuclear power plant, right?
If your systems are up 99.9% of the time — allowing for almost 9 hours of downtime in a year — I think you’re doing ok, as long as you strive to improve the service.
But when you offer me a credit for an evening marred by not being able to instantly play a movie queued up on Netflix — please don’t offer me 24c. It lacks sympathy and devalues any empathy you might have had for our disappointment. It’s plain insulting. You should have stopped at just the apology.